Paris Update

This is funny. Paris Hilton's attorneys have asked the governor for a pardon. This is how her petitions begins: "Let me first begin by saying that I grew up as a child enjoying all of your wonderful films. You really are the truly great action hero for our time. You are doing a great job in the great state of California."

That's hilarious. Total brown-nosing. She is desperate. It's kind of sad in a pathetic sort of way.

The Governator's spokesman said of her request, "We will treat it no differently than any other of this nature." The funny part is this is exactly the kind of sentence Arnold would say, especially when being parodied. He always says, "of this nature." Say that in the Arnold voice, "aahhvv thees naycha." Awesome.